Mama am (be)comin Mature

Maturity : A Rational Take

The bond's maturity date refers to a future date on which the issuer pays the principal to the investor. Bond maturities usually range from one day up to 30 years or even more. But this maturity date must be seen as the last future date (except if the borrower is in default) on which the investor will receive the principal amount from to the issuer. Depending on redemption features, the real reimbursement date can be very different (much shorter). These redemption features usually give the right to the investors and/or the issuer to advance the maturity date of the bond.
Source : : http://www.asset-analysis.com/bonds/bonmatur.html

SO .......I think the definition of Human Maturity can be developed as a corollary ... read below for further details -




Well....if u hav managed to reach here without any hiccups/second thoughts/revists or recourses, rest assured that u hav all the building blocks of a mature man/woman in place ... else, u'd hav been still reading "below for further details " .... guuuuuhaaha ha ha ha (Apologies to all the bongs who share the surname)

Anyways,

A human's maturity date refers to a future date on which the person shall be able to provide an answer to the question the whole wide world( spherically wide ???? ... bah, just a linguistic liberty akin to artistic freedom, cinematic fuckup etc) has been pondering upon for ages - Why did the chicken cross the road ?. The human has to further support his answer with objective data/observation( just to be doubly sure). Alternately, the human can corroborate the answer by attaching a totally unheard of Punjabi song( the human may choose to record it him/herself; which is so much easier). But the song should be playable in a truck - and i digress.

Human maturities usually range from one day up to 67.253 (a Legstrong number in case u dint know) years or even more. But this maturity date must be seen as the last future date (except if the entire human race is immature - notice the timely use of italics, whooooo ) on which the individual will answer the question with the required proof to the world. Depending on the level of interaction with fellow humans and pepsi sellers, the real reimbursement date can be very different (much shorter). These fellow humans and pepsi buyers usually give the knowledge to the individual and/or the world to advance the maturity date of the individual.

p.s : Did anyone notice that Mature is just a slight re jiggling (love that word) of Mathur ??? No ??????? How immature .... plz sablog pepsi piyo, only youngistan citizens are mature.

Trivia question for all you Fin buffs and Fins in the buff out there:
Who invented the word "Regards" ?

Ans. Ajit Jain.

Surprise Question : How ?

Ans : When Buffet asked him to reinsure guards.

Ok,
Re - Guards,